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WannaBe (Diss)

by Stoner Jordan

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OGmusic presents WannaBe (Diss), by Stoner Jordan

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Ayo Sean Kilgore,
Get off my ballsack for real though,
Stick to ramming your fill hole
with a dildo,
Better chill bro,
Before I bring up the fact,
You was raised up in a porn shop.
Your moms handled more balls,
then a sports shop,
I'm a warlock,

You're a Pauly Shore because your sure to flop,
On the beach shore in your flip flops,
You ain't hip hop,
Keep talking and you will get got,
You softer then a dolphin,
& I'm a big shark,
You look like a sweet tart,
& I've had a sweet tooth,
For as long as you've been a retard,

You look like the product of being in bread.
You got a big head,
Your sister is your mother,
But you still call her your big sis,
The second I started writing this,
You dropped dead,
You don't even exist,
Nobody in real life knows who you is,
Like Drop Dead Fred,

I'll masterbate onto your grandmas family bible,
Stand up and light your entire,
Fire place, up with a candle & lighter,
While your inside of it,
Wearing those lime green lion king pajamas,
I'm done with you, dude trust me,
I know got no manners,

I'll dig up your grand parents & lube them,
Stick my dick into them,
Make you watch till you turn bluer,
then a police uniform is, or the Royals,
Your mom said "you're enormous",
After I showed her my gorgeous fortress,
Where I store my sword,
Guarded by my 2 horseman,

I'm no longer welcome in Kansas City?
Well which is it, Kansas City, Kansas,
or Kansas City, Missouri?
Land of misery.
I got nothing but love for both cities,
In fact I'll be on tour in both cities,
October 24th and 25th, come peep that shit,

This clown ass hoe, throwing up B's,
Claiming blood gang,
This dumb fuck, must be huffing up,
Too much propane.
Now you acting tuff,
But I bet you've done, no gains.
Tell your mother she's welcome,
I bought her that black spiked choke chain,

Now mirror, mirror, on the wall,
Tell me, who is the lamest of them all,
His names Sean,
I'll take a shit in his bag,
And light it on fire,
Ring the bell and dash,
Pull off, and hit the fire hydrant.
,
This guy used to do gay porn,
Well not really,
But he was a cameraman,
For a gay porn company,
So don't take it lightly,
When I told you, he seen this cumming,
He seen some shit,
Like literally this morning,

His friend stormed over,
They snuggled up and built a fort,
In the morning they posted up,
Selling lemonade,
After they finished their chores,
I bought some to be a good sport.
Sean's moms adorable,
(I don't want him playing sports,
I'm going to keep him in chorus,)

His nickname was fluffy,
Afraid of puppies,
I heard his favorite thing to say
Was daddy don't touch me,
Sean I think you love me,
I know you want snub me,
I got more love then you do in your city,
And it's lovely,

Anybody want to get - bodied we can do it,
Hit a motherfucker till he gushing bodily fluids,
Sean Kilgore - nothing more - then a pill whore,
Always getting locked up,
Having to call the bail bonds man,
Not actually him, it's his mom,
Attacking him like I, dropped bombs,
Sound the alarms, I'm about to set it off,
You can't disrespect me and get off,

We can get it on but,
My level, you ain't on.
So really you can talk the talk but,
Everybody knows you don't walk the walk,
So get off my balls bitch!

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released September 6, 2018
Written by Stoner Jordan
ArtworK By Stoner Jordan
Engineered by GPME Studios

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Stoner Jordan Phoenix, Arizona

From the valley of the sun, Phoenix, SJ is a signed hip hop artist with roughly 20 years experience in the hip hop industry.

SJ has traveled the country performing 20+ tours & has recently signed a one year contract with Omaha based record label, True Fortune Ent, and is currently working on his upcoming album “Air Griffey”, along with new music videos for 2022.

@stonerjordan423
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