Brian lloyd about to see red like Hawaiian Punch, I'm like a lion when I hunt, to body you it don't require much.
In growth you've had a giant stunt.
I bet you didn't know last night I was fucking your hoe at the same time as you.
She has a giant cunt.
Bigger then a giants cunt.
Brian had no response to the first time he got punked.
Softer then a Hawaiian monk.
Call the law and tell them to call the fire trucks.
This bitch is seeing fireworks.
When I disperse, Brian ducks.
When he rhymes cats laugh saying Brian sucks.
His bitch so past nasty, his dick get a constant tug.
She look like a rhinoceros with more dental problems then all of us.
In public when he stands next to her kids run up like "dude you got the coolest MonsterTruck".
Your bars are not explosive.
How could you bomb on us?
You look like Joe dirt and you attend jackoffoholics anonymous.
Your father must be proud of his little custodian.
I know he is, he called us.
Supports you mopping hall dust.
Trust me I know your mom does.
I've been in her more than dinner and like a splinter I am thinner, but I gave her the biggest dick she had ever been delivered.
Taking meat down her throat like a rip tip dinner. Quicker than a Olympic swimmer.
Your bitch is bigger than the Big Dipper.
You and your girl look like a couple of hillbillies, you would see on Jerry Springer.
Trust me it don't (take money) to give your girl all my weiner.
I don't got to try with you.
I'd be wasting my time if I said you were lying dude, but you lying dude and every time I am on your mind I wonder why.
I'm on your mind more then mic you ram in your behind, inside of you.
Why am I even inside your mind.
To this I don't comply.
I'm a high tide my eyes tie-dyed like it's flight time.
Get out my eyesite before your wife dies and the flys fly by.
She couldn't miss a drive-by looking bigger than the drive-through.
And if I were going to do a drive-by I would know to go to the drive-through.
She'd be buying food.
In hailing Burger patties more then oxygen.
even eats the box they come in.
When they come in they gone within a glimpse.
She keeps hotdogs in her pockets and crockpots hot at the casa full of stew.
She cooking pasta, crab legs, and lobster.
No team behind you cause she ate the whole roster.
Starting to think you were foster.
Your real parents couldn't of possibly brought you up.
Ever since a toddler you wanted cock in your butt.
They put you in a basket and tossed you off a bridge, only to have your ass wind up alive and now you looking ugly as shit.
You live in a trailer, couldn't get gayer.
Your chick look like a whale and from me she get more semen then a sailor.
Her pussy getting worked more than Korean labor.
I gave her a protein shake.
Flavor coconut cream and cake batter.
It amazed her.
I would have her legs sprayed daily, kankles collect dirt.
She couldn't spread her legs to have the baby.
They C-sectioned her.
To make things worse, I popped in the delivery room in a bright green shirt.
Couldn't get through the door.
She was in the room, so there wasn't room for me for sure.
There was more of her than the room until she consumed the room then burped.
Ate her whole family and now she's on death row for murder.
Now there's a black hole growing out of her ass and the whole universe is just a ketchup stain on her shirt.
It'll be light years before we see the hamper.
Because your bitch is just so damn big.
And your chick is just so damn large.
Yeah her vagina is so damn big,
Big enough for me to park my car, in her!
She like it when I click the remote and honk the horn in her.
She make a loud noise then say "I want more dinner".
She was born bigger then Clifford and went straight into the porn business where she went on to win more Guinness records, giving more blumpkins than anybody ever.
You're a princess, been incest ever since your incest parents.
My bad I'll call them your brother and sister.
Your big brother and sister insisted that dick jizz what's necessity.
They couldn't resist it so they "did it".
Next thing you know, Brian existed.
His upbringing was twisted.
I'm uh, I'm uh, I'm uh park my car in her, yeah!
I'm uh, I'm uh park my car in her.
Somebody call the bartender for the guy that met this broad on tinder.
He's going to need it all so he can not remember being in her.
Many clogs in her.
Many cocks have been in her.
Too many dogs have been in there.
From December to August I've been thrown off by gender.
Dog she look and talk like master splinter.
She a dog alright and dog you should let her hangout with Jrod, the Dog Killer.
I'm iller then all of y'all.
You look like Bob The Builder.
You can swallow a bottle of molotov liquid when it's lit.
A lot I deliver, is hot as ember.
On my mama, now days men are often soft as women.
Obviously you one of them.
I'm not kidding.
Your lyrical capabilities ain't up to par.
Your career level go as far the floor and your trailer park can't afforded to put speed bumps in so your kid keep getting mauled by cars.
Getting dumber by the minute & once a week together the family showers.
Exchanging suds, rubbing butts.
Disgusting as fuck but they call it love.
Eating peanut butter cups in the tub.
Frosted Cheerios and Honey Nut, Honey buns it's funny stuff.
He tell her "Honey Buns, when the money comes I'm buying you the company.
Which one?
Honey Buns!
credits
released March 13, 2018
Written by Stoner Jordan
Artwork by Stoner Jordan
Engineered by by GPME Studios
Mixed and Mastered by HKStudios
From the valley of the sun, Phoenix, SJ is a signed hip hop artist with roughly 20 years experience in the hip hop
industry.
SJ has traveled the country performing 20+ tours & has recently signed a one year contract with Omaha based record label, True Fortune Ent, and is currently working on his upcoming album “Air Griffey”, along with new music videos for 2022.
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