Hook
So you want to be a rap superstar, and live large.
A big house, 5 cars, you're in charge.
Coming up in the world.
Don't trust nobody.
Got to look over your shoulder constantly.
Verse
I don't need to be a superstar to be a mean shark with stupid bars.
You couldn't see me with binoculars.
Im cooler than coolers are.
Beautiful as Buddhist art.
Lit like a Cuban cigar.
If my lips turn blue as bluebirds are, it's cause I was in Alice Cooper's car.
Blowing more smoke than a hookah bar when I'm on the set.
Like what time is it?
I've been a pilot like I'm flying a jet.
My grind can't be described like unidentified flying objects.
Look up in the sky it's a bird, it's a plane, no it's Stoner Jordan.
My flow is potent you can't deny skill.
Everything I kill.
Whenever I feel, I will, strike and kill, like my is mind ill.
I'm an OG with a wise tale.
You cute as poodles are.
You're a wounded dog.
I think it's time we shoot the dog, and I will.
Been in it for a minute given many minutes to being a menace.
I want to be in venace on the beach but that's none of your business.
You're an infant.
I've been getting my fitness in with this.
For the last ten I've been giving it 110 percent of ambition.
Now picture this.
I'm higher than fucking NASA made it.
I'm masterbating while assasinating.
Mass assassination.
Rappers masquerading.
Panoramic angles when I'm aiming.
I am the gravy.
Whatever path I'm skating, I'm lapping haters.
Be mad at me.
Happily this just the beginning.
I was born deformed with horns in a bed of thorns.
Wars and storms set forth.
The morning I was born I was a corpse with no remorse.
My name getting enormous.
You dwarfs get dwarfed.
Still on your porch, while I'm on tour in New York.
I been all over the country like warped tour.🎼
Hook
Verse 2
On the track I'm explosive.
On the low like an assassin.
I'm an assist.
Blown like a gasket.
I'm taking action like a captain.
Swift like Aladdin.
I'll casket any classic and ball you like madden.
You can watch it all happen through your canon camera.
Stamina I'm packing.
I'm a cannon.
Jurassic in a castle.
Alaskan when I wrassle.
An ass hole on acid in a hamic.
You a tadpole.
I'm a massive animal.
You passing gas at home on the couch drinking Danimals.
Im smoking gas from Cali.
Colder than Aspen Colorado.
I will gorilla stomp, any vanilla twat, religious pomp, in any village shop.
I'm iller than any, river swamp, monster in the marsh.
My bars go hard so I sit atop.
I've worked so darn hard to get to where I've gotten.
Nobody pulling strings like a guitar.
Many don't want to except that I am a beast and I will infect any beat I am blessed with.
I defeat the best with no sweat.
This is abc, 123, a vet at his best.
No not yet, but when the beat see me the beat take its final breathe.
I'll massacre the atmosphere.
I'm not a man of war, but I'm like Excalibur towering over you, like a tyrannosaur.
You probably got manicures for your Labrador.
I'm packing metaphors.
Wearing black and red like a checkerboard.
I'll Connor McGregor your neck in 4's.
Ready snap and go sonic.
Khamakazie.
I'm an atomic comet.
Bombing the stage like Ozzy till I vomit.
To be honest, I'm the chronic.
Flow supersonic.
Astronomic when I'm dropping.
Causing catastrophic drama.
Nobody want conflict with this convict.
Im going Godzilla about to pull a hamstring on a superstar.
Getting sick of you candy ass Bambi rappers.
You about to get peeled back like candy wrappers, stuffed in fat kids backpack.
Fact is I spit stupid hard.
credits
released March 26, 2018
Written by Stoner Jordan
Artwork by Stoner Jordan
Engineered by by GPME Studios
Mixed and Mastered by HKStudios
From the valley of the sun, Phoenix, SJ is a signed hip hop artist with roughly 20 years experience in the hip hop
industry.
SJ has traveled the country performing 20+ tours & has recently signed a one year contract with Omaha based record label, True Fortune Ent, and is currently working on his upcoming album “Air Griffey”, along with new music videos for 2022.
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